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Last week you had the opportunity to purchase Albert Einsteins bicycle saddle:Well, go fetch your wallet and some chain lube, because now heres Mick Jaggers bicycle:[Via Alpacas sister publication]It even comes with an obsequious thank you letter from a Rolling Stones lackey to Condor Cycles:Im not sure why this is a selling point. Not to impugn the heritage of Condor Cycles, but how difficult could it possibly have been to fulfill the Rolling Stoness cycling requirements? Between touring, album recording sessions, and debauched bacchanals, I highly doubt that the entire bands annual cycling mileage exceeded a mile and a half a year. Now if you showed me a similar letter to Mick Taylors luthier, or Keith Richardss drug dealer, then I might be impressed, but a letter to the Rolling Stoness bike shop is about as meaningful as one to Yul Brynners hair stylist.The eBay listing also includes this video of Jagger riding the bike in a floppy coat while employing a highly unorthodox hand position:This is like selling Eddy Merckxs guitar and showing a video of him attempting to play it with his feet.But wait, theres more! Heres Jagger and his retinue looking at the bike (or one like it) like a bunch of cavemen pondering a microwave:This photo was taken moments before they started poking at it with sticks and running away.All of this is to say I find no compelling reason to pay a premium for Mick Jaggers bicycle. However, if you do, the first thing Id do is swap the saddle for Einsteins. Then you can auction off Mick Jaggers bicycle seat, which I suspect would fetch far more in the fetish marketplace than the entire bicycle would on eBay. Speaking of leather saddles and lugged steel bicycles, the retrogrouch movement has now spread to the car market:This is because everything automotive has become electronic, overcomplicated, and expensive:Car companies boast its exactly what modern buyers crave: More iPhone on wheels, less rumbling, mechanical machine. It can be a boon for them, too. Some features are anchored in subscriptions, aimed at giving automakers a source of recurring revenue.Even as the price of a new car soarsnow hovering around $50,000automakers argue buyers are getting more bang for their buck, including more safety and entertainment tech features.For many buyers, thats exactly the problem.Sound familiar?And at least one car company might be listening:NissanCEO Ivan Espinosa says the industrys approach to new technology is a bit backward. Automakers tend to put the techiest features in their priciest models, but buyers of those cars skew older and may be more likely to reject new technology, he said.Sometimes, actually, your entry cars should start adopting these technologies because thats where the younger customers are trying to go, he said.So which automaker will be the first to launch the Rivendell of Cars?And if youre wondering what that would like, heres how the AI envisions it:I think it got a little confused there, though Clark W. Griswold would certainly approve.
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