CyclistWe who travel have stories to tell: The Pan Celtic Ultra raceThe squawk of a bird forces me to open one eye. Its 4am and rural Brittany is still impossibly dark. My face is inches from the damp tarmac and theres a faint smell of something youd associate with phone booths. Within minutes Im shambolically re-stuffing my saddlebag to leave it looking like a snake thats eaten some kitchen utensils. Pulling on my damp and filthy kit, I crack a can of baked beans, clip in, do a quick scan of my bus shelter bedroom and freewheel down the road. It has only taken three days of riding the Pan Celtic Ultra, but already this is my new normal. Related Posts The Cateran Dirt Dash: Bikepacking for beginners Another planet: The Atlas Mountain Race The Fred: Fred Whitton Challenge sportive review Started by Matt Mally Ryan in 2018, the Pan Celtic is an ultra-distance event that takes a different route each year, but always navigating the Celtic nations, of which there are six: the Isle of Man, Cornwall, Brittany in France, Ireland, Wales and Scotland. Welsh Mally has a fondness for every nation: Ireland is just so beautiful; the people are so nice and it reminds me of Wales. I like the tenacity of the Cornish people and the hardiness of the Scots. Brittany is spectacular, and I cant wait for the Manx experience next year. All nations have their special traits but yes, Wales will always be my first love and my last.Its a trifle early for celebrations given that this campsite in St Malo is the starting point. Actually, this is race organiser Mally giving a speech about rider safety before the dpart.Toms MontesEach race accepts around 300 riders, measures between 2,000-2,500km and takes in up to three of these nations. They often include gravel sections, a good few ferry crossings, a long and short option, and frequently end conveniently in Llandudno, Mallys home town. Whatever the distance, the races mantra will accompany you: An t a bhnn silach, bonn scalach. Or We who travel have stories to tell.Grand DpartThe 2023 race starts in St Malo, Brittany. On a Sunday. Whispers of closed shops and vacant boulangeries whizz around the peloton like escaping sealant. Within minutes of departing Ive stopped to buy eight bananas and a couple of baguettes to ensure I stay within the self-sufficiency rules.Mmorial 39-45 is an ancient French fort in St Malo that was commandeered by the Germans during the Second World War.Toms MontesFollowing the lead of famous ultra-events such as the Transcontinental and the Race Across America, rules are scarce but important. There are no stages, its just an A-B routed race including mandatory checkpoints. Drafting is banned unless youve registered as a pair. You can only accept help that is available to every other racer. And then obvious stuff like no shortcuts or mechanical doping. But the main rule is one Mally coined himself: Race. Make friends. Have a good time. Dont take life too seriously.The route takes us along coastline replete with oyster vendors and miles of sandy gravel track. We wind inland, skirting past historic Fougres and its thousand-year-old fortress, and onwards through endless fields of maize and corn. When night falls, I join a scattering of riders squatting around a colossal vending machine. Unbelievably, it is dispensing freshly cooked pizzas.The French leg of the Pan Celtic passes through a lot of wheat fields.Toms MontesEventually I bed down in a public toilet next to a church, which is warm but not for the sensitive of nose. Before sleep I check my stats for the day: 321km, 2,285m climbed, 24.1kmh moving speed, 16 hours elapsed. Bedtime 00:37.Early next morning, my befuddled brain barely notices the Alignements de Carnac: 3,000 megaliths from 4,000BC that rear up out of the ground like an army of horns. The Quiberon peninsula, however, is impossible to miss and pedal-stoppingly beautiful, peppered with craggy coves and the stone houses of fishermen.Wheels rattle as riders cross Le Bono suspension bridge in Morbihan, Brittany.Toms MontesDinner is steak tartare in Mnac before getting back on the road before 7pm; theres still another 100km before Checkpoint One. I share woes and Haribos with a group of riders for almost five hours and then collapse into the checkpoint at midnight. I inhale what I can find cold Bolognese sandwiched between four slices of bread and then shower using some washing up liquid. Its all perfect.Struggling throughDay three starts with a smoky cappuccino in a roadside Tabac, sodden gloves hanging mournfully on the radiator. Then its westwards towards the Atlantic Ocean, through the charming fishing town of Douarnenez and up the 10.5km climb of the Fort de Cranou. Dinner is a kebab in a deserted town, followed by skirting along an estuary to the sublimely illuminated Morlaix Viaduct. Bed is a bus stop with a roof. Its cold but at least its dry.Toms MontesBy now Ive covered 965km. Flirting with Frances northern coastline on day four provides a welcome antidote to the interminable maize fields. Green shoots of commerce spring up the further east the race heads. A group of us empties a boulangerie of baguettes, and later we eat pizzas in a graveyard. For a moment theres a deep contentment that comes from the simple combination of exercise, the outdoors, food and company.The high is fleeting. My bum and the ulnar nerve in my left hand are giving up the ghost. I stop to address a rattling spoke and have a brief exchange with Welsh Jacob, who is convinced he can still make the morning ferry. He looks just as ruined as me and would need to ride through the night without sleeping.The ferry is a welcome sight after five days on the road, if only because it offers a hot meal and at worst a warm floor to sleep on.Toms MontesThe night shift is long and cold. I stop in a village so that I can neck a can of beans in the glow of a street light.The following morning I pass Jacob, whose ferry bravado has evaporated like the warmth. Excluding disasters, anyone I meet on the road today should be safely tucked up on the 10pm crossing to Portsmouth. Despite the cold, I am blessed with blue skies as I pass the gothic spires of Mont-St-Michel, rearing above the sandy sea like a Disney castle. More architectural beauty arrives in the form of Bayeux Cathedral, only to recede again during my umpteenth visit to a branch of McDonalds.A 20-minute sleep behind a hedge revives my body slightly, although my bike continues to suffer. The rattling spoke has now evacuated. The wheel seems true enough so I loosen the brake slightly and pray to the cycling gods.The home stretch heads from Portsmouth to Wales via Salisbury, the Bath Cycle Path and Bristol. Remember to ride on the left side of the road on returning from France!Toms MontesThe final 30km on French soil is mercifully flat and, in parts, spectacular: scorched fields are stroked by the lengthening afternoon shadows while, down near the Utah and Omaha beaches, aged French townhouses peer across the harbour to Le Havre and the English coastline far beyond. The hang gliders above me get the best view.I arrive at the ferry port littered with bedraggled riders. The mood is exultant. Theyve broken the back of the race and everyone is assured a hot meal and at least a warm floor tonight. We are the lords and ladies of all creation.Back in BlightyWere definitely back in England.Toms MontesDay six. My lack of spoke is worrying me enough that I decide to make a lengthy mechanical stop in Salisbury, with thoughts of my wheel crumpling in a dark Welsh lane softening the time loss.I attack the horrendous cobbled climb of Dorsets Gold Hill, which at 140m doesnt sound like much but the 21% average shows me otherwise. Then its Longleat, the Bath cycle path, my home town of Bristol and a beautiful crossing of the Severn Bridge. After a full pub supper, the Llangwm descent to Usk almost 5km at minus 4% just as the sun is setting is easily my favourite nine minutes of 2023 so far.The Welsh scenery on the approach to Horseshoe Pass will lift the spirits on the final day.Toms MontesI weave through drunken revellers in Abergavenny and then theres nothing between me and Hay-on-Wye except hills and impenetrably inky darkness. Almost two hours of riding later, Im on the brink of bivvying down in that worst of locations, a dewy field, when out of the nothingness rises Clodock church and its ambrosial porch complete with freshly picked flowers for what must be tomorrows wedding. I feel like the luckiest rider in the race.Day seven is my birthday. My present is a series of ungodly 20% pitches on desiccated surfaces. I can scarcely appreciate the beauty of the Llangynog climb or Horseshoe Pass, so brow-beaten am I by a day of rain and wind. At one point I take shelter in a roadside barn and bail out water from my top tube bag with a spork.Montgomery Fish Bar in mid-Wales was a very popular stop-off point.Toms MontesThe birthday celebration culminates with a kebab in Llangollen and a bivouac under a church roof. I take some solace from the fact that I have now accumulated 2,000km.The last legThe final day. My left hand barely works and I smell like Im decomposing, but I feel strangely proud of my body. Following the climb west of Ruthin, I arrive onto a plateau in dazzling sunshine where I spin past reservoirs and forests and stare northwards towards to the sea where I know Llandudno is hiding.Toms MontesIts hot now. With just 45km to go, in full sight of Kimmel Bay and the northern coastline, I descend a hideously steep road that combined with the temperature does for my rear rim. I can feel the pad melting the track like a hot knife through butter. I loosen off my rear brake to allow for the warping, and pray that it lasts me.Approaching the finish, the route takes a final spin around the headland of Great Orme just to the north of Llandudno. After a week of 250km-350km days, my body is begging to be allowed to stop, but as I reach the peninsulas northern point, I know that right ahead of me, across the sea, lies the Isle of Man. Thats where the 2024 edition of the Pan Celtic Ultra is due to start from.Already an idea is forming in my mind.The detailsOne for Celtic fansWhat Pan Celtic UltraWhere (2023, pictured) St Malo, France, to Llandudno, WalesHow far Long route 2,293km, short route 1,716kmNext one Starts 6th July 2024Where Douglas, Isle of Man, to Inverness, ScotlandHow far Long route 2,295km, short route 1,842kmPrice 465More info pancelticrace.comLocked and loadedToms MontesPack for the Pan Celtic (dont bring any pans)For seven days and more than 2,200km of the Pan Celtic Ultra, this is a list of everything Cyclist carried on a (gently weeping) Genesis Equilibrium bike: Ultralight sleeping bag, inflatable sleep mat, ultralight down jacket, thermal base layer, legwarmers, windbreaker, rain jacket, helmet, cap, beanie hat, snood, musette bag, cycling shoes, shoe covers, two pairs of gloves, two jerseys, three pairs of socks, sunglasses with two types of lenses, chain lube, mini pump, tyre levers, cable ties, multitool, two inner tubes, tyre patches, bidons, suncream (lots), toothpaste (little), toothbrush, wet wipes, chamois cream, painkillers, Rennie, SiS Beta Fuel powders, Habanero Tabasco (makes anything taste better), spork (useful for more than just eating), bank cards, passport, two phones, two powerbanks, bike computer, USB front light, two USB rear lights, charging cables, plug/adapter, headphones. 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